Teacher : What is d surname of Lazarus
dat Jesus rose from d death?
Akpos : COMFORT
Teacher : Why did u say dat?
Akpos : Read ur bible carefully sir, when
Jesus called Lazarus he included his
surname
Teacher : How?
Akpos : He called with a loud voice
saying
“LAZARUS COMFORT”.

Akpos and his two friends attended a party
and got themselfs drunk......On there way
home they chatted a cab(taxi).When they
entered, they told the driver there
destination..The driver noticing that they
were drunk started his car and turned it
off..He turned and told them that have
arrieved at their destination......they paid
the taxi driver his money,, and he was
happy that his plan worked... to his grtest
suprise while AKPOS was coming down he
gave him a sound slap....the driver thought
that Akpos knew what he did but decided
to ask Akpos why the slap and Akpos
answerd ``YOU ALMOST KILLED US````

Another baddo is born! YBNL Master, Olamide the Baddo King welcomed a bouncing baby boy few minutes ago. The street rap king took to his instagram page to announce this wonderful news to his fans.

Michael Sunday populally known as “Mr Mic” premieres his new kiss Daniel woju cover on a
gospel hip hop version tittle “Darlu”. Quite a delight to the ears.

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Here is an Exclusive leak from the studio of chympablo, and this is a club banger from the fastest rising group singers called "BBMH GANG" and this track is titled "Ko Nunu" meaning burst brain... This group singers already have a viral video of their forth coming single Directed by Sortitude, The winner of the diamond bank #youneedanewBank contest trending all over the internet. while waiting for Sortitude to complete the editing of the hot video, we decided to peep into the studio of chimpablo to get a leak of this smashing club banger.
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his is another dope mixtape from your sweetable DJ
Stormmy titled #2015_mixtape, kindly download and
share believe me you gonna enjoy it.
Follow DJ Stormy on Twitter @Deejaystormy1

Checkout DJ Stormmy – 2015 Mixtape
Tracklisting
Intro – Churchill & Gb famous
1.terry g – freemadness 2015 [Remix]
2.Hdesign ft Shamelon – Agbara
3.Dresan – owo epo
4.obisco – play ur ringtone
5.famous – IGBORO
6.Moofxz – gbedu
7.sheyman – kokan aye
8.zeez ft olamide – Atewo
9.wizkid – in my bed
10.masterkraft ft olamide $ cdq
11.kiss Daniel – woju
12.lil kesh ft Olamide & davido – shoki remix
13.jaywon – kulelori
14.run town ft uhuru – banger
15.dagold ft mctobi – Shoki garbage
16.masterkraft ft phyno – turn down 4what
17.small doctor ft pasuma – gbagaun rmx
18.davido ft Uhuru – skelewu rmx
19.dj baddo ft skally – oje
20.super d – bless me lord
21.sabi ft oritshe femi – style Remix
22.Miide – Lika this
23.jiron – asalamale
24.seriki – bad girl
25.Dj sjs ft snoopy & omoona – pump it up
26.flavour ft wande coal – wake up
27.small doctor – arrest
28.gsexy – omogelepa Remix
29.teeblaq ft olamide – nicki minaj
30.stormyzino – candy remix
31.Dj Stormmy ft dagold – Asiko [cover]
32.instrumental – outro
for promo 08136999810
Djstormmy@gmail.com.com
twitter @Deejaystormy1
# Ig – Deejaystormy

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SHOLIZY bringsa us yet another hit with his native tongue in the song “GBA-GBE (Forget)” Featuring Kennis Music Producer (SOLSHYNE)....Listen and Share your thought. Produced by Solshyne


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Shola Olaitan (born August 12, 1989), popularly known by his stage name SHOLIZY a Nigerian Hip hop recording artist from Festac, Lagos State. He records mostly in Yoruba, his native tongue, SHOLIZY was born in Festac,Lagos State. SHOLIZY Started his Career at a tender age. Roughly a year into his professional music. SHOLIZY became a household name. He finished is Higher Institution Level and he read Accounting, is also NYSC (Corper of 2014 now.
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After his amazing hit "ARABANKO DANCE" captain excellerymz is here with his amazing new hit Ogbono
To all the ogbono soup lovers this is for you lol... Download and Enjoy

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BENJAMYN, whose real names are OSO OLABODE BENJAMIN, is An Afro hip-hop Artiste,who resides in Lagos , Nigeria. He's a versatile artiste and sings different Music Fuji, Reggae, Akpala, High Life, Juju, Rock, R&B. He has also featured in other artist songs. His numerous Fans calls him different names: Mr versatile, Hit-Man, Da'X-rated, OB.BENJIoo, King porosky, Same Boy etc... Honestly Benjamyn is an upcoming promising Nigeria artist every music lovers should watch out for.
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The Presidency has released a statement concerning Pastor David Oyedepo’s statement earlier today about “opening the gates of hell”.

In the statement, President GEJ subtly confirmed that Pastor Oyedepo, The General Overseer of the famous Winners Chapel and Chancellor Of Covenant University, indeed held the keys to the gates of hell, but that a huge amount of money had to be paid for its use.

The statement read:
“…… We had to influence the opening of the gates of hell with a huge sum of money, and the sum was paid in dollars. This is part of the reason why dollar has risen to N208 but we plan to stabilize that immediately after the elections. Please bear with us.”

In related news, the APC presidential candidate, Gen. Buhari, seems to have been shaken by Pastor Oyedepo’s threat of opening hell, and is considering stepping down from the presidential race.

More of this in subsequent bulletins.

Afro-pop superstar Wizkid kicks off his 2015 by dropping the official music video for “Sound It” – his last single of the year 2014.

The Sarz-produced song had its official music video shot and directed by ace cinematographer Clarence A. Peters.

The video features cameo appearances by Sarz, Legendury Beatz & R2Bees duo Paedae & Mugeez.

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APC presidential flagbearer General Muhammadu Buhari is making frantic plans to step down from the February 14 elections after receiviing news of Bishop David Oyedepo’s threat.

President Goodluck Jonathan was received by the General Overseer of Faith Tabernacle at their headquters in Otta, where Bishop Oyedepo spiritually pledged support to GEJ’s re-election bid.

Unconfirmed sources within PDP campaign team reveal to us that Goodluck Jonathan is currently not pleased with Pastor Adeboye of the Redeemed Christian Church of God for aligning towards General Buhari’s candidacy, hence GEJ sought to woo approval from Bishop Oyedepo.

Bishop Oyedepo in his sermon and prayers aggresively threatened to “open the gates of hell” on whoever that opposes Goodluck Jonathan in his reelection bid.

News coming from APC camp reveals that General Buhari is running scared by the threats, and is making plans to step down. However, Chief Bola Ahmed Tinubu has been egging him to ignore the threat as they are so close to victory.

The top APC chieftains are currently in a closed door prayer session, where they are being led by Pastor Osibanjo in a series of vehement prayers to neutralize Oyedepo’s threats.

Akpos, pastor, goes to a clinic to buy a pack of condoms.
The attendant tells him to wait and enters the inner room to get it.
As the pastor Akpos waited for his condoms, one of his members comes to buy drugs and greets him, “Pastor, good evening.”
“Good evening Brother Michael. How are you?” the Pastor Akpos replies.
As they were exchanging pleasantries, the attendant comes back with the pack of condoms and gives it to Akpos.
The member opens his eyes in shock and shouts, “Pastor!!!”
Embarrassed, Pastor Akpos shouts, “JESUS CHRIST!!! WHAT IS THIS??? I said COMBATRINE!!!

One of the hottest street singles in the South-West right now, Indomie, by Masterkraft,CDQ and Olamide, now has a remix featuring the very right man for the job: Davido!

The original is currently banging clubs and playlists; further evidence of the fact that Indigenous Hip-Hop is firmly taking over the market.

Will Davido‘s presence have the “Shoki” effect on “Indomie” and turn the remix into an international anthem for 2015? Only time will tell. One thing’s for sure; this is another hit in the making.

Listen & Download Masterkraft Ft. CDQ, Davido & Olamide – Indomie Remix

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